December 2011
31 posts
Things seemed to have calmed down, significantly so. You would be more worried about the silence if you weren’t so tired.
whoabutt asked: Meow, sorry for delivering mail without your permission ':3 So, how's Serenity doing?
Anonymous asked: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
Anonymous asked: (ノ ￮슖￮)ノ ⌢ ┴──┴
Anonymous asked: come on just make out with him already
Anonymous asked: Yeah, disguise it as a romantic gift, he eats it, he dies, then sweet green sun rave party!
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about the stereotype that dogs bark at and chase postal workers aggressively?
Anonymous asked: Give him chocolate.
whoabutt asked: PM you are a lovely, white, canine angel. -Jack Noir ((he wanted me to deliver this piece of mail to you~)
whoabutt asked: though I am a cat, please read my advice. take a chance on jack, it wouldn't kill ya. even if he did lay a finger on you (which iI doubt he'd do without your consent), you're both evenly matched, no?
whoabutt asked: so what if I told you that Jack Noir really does care about you? he didn't know that you cared so much for AR...but can't you see the love in his eyes?
impernaway asked: Get the man neutered. He'll calm down then, trust me.
Anonymous asked: What do you think of the idea of putting a bomb in someone's mailbox so it blows up in their face when they go to check for packages?
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pickledwatermelons reblogged your post: Jack if you keep talking about that ‘dead torso’ like that…
could always slowly torture him.
Rather just kill him.
Anonymous asked: Couldn't you just block him?
Jack if you keep talking about that 'dead torso'...
Wait, I plan on killing you already so it wouldn’t make a difference.
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stab-romantic:
mailpuppy:
stab-romantic replied to your post: sooo since your a dog. do you like to be petted or scratched bhind the ears?
i would scratch behind your ears
No thank you!
are you sure
Positive.
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Things seemed to have died down, to which you are thankful. While still being a dog, you intend to keep up your job. You take your old, beat up cart full of mail, and continue your stroll across the desert.
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stab-romantic replied to your post: sooo since your a dog. do you like to be petted or scratched bhind the ears?
i would scratch behind your ears
No thank you!
chespineapple asked: Take advantage, of all the situations! Revenge is best served sexy.
snot-whore-deactivated20120714 asked: sooo since your a dog. do you like to be petted or scratched bhind the ears?
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chespineapple asked: smile, because deep beauty is killer
stab-romantic:
mailpuppy:
You’re only following him to make sure he doesn’t kill anymore of your friends. No more, no less.
Is she talking about you? Holy shit holy shit she’s following you oh man that’s fucking awesome.
A short but threatening growl escapes you, even if you know it’s quite impossible for anything to work on him at this point.
renegade-law:
mailpuppy started following you
You walk back to the station after your last encounter. Hopefully nothing unexpected will happen and oh zombie god there’s another one. You run out again and start going in a random direction. You wonder if sand is comfortable to sleep on.
You had raised your hand to wave, but only got to see him run away in response. Does he not remember you?...
You’re only following him to make sure he doesn’t kill anymore of your friends. No more, no less.
stab-romantic-deactivated201207 asked: roses are red violets are blue youre white as hell and id fuck you.... wait fuck
stab-romantic-deactivated201207 asked: are you an angel cause i got a boner.... wait shit no
stab-romantic-deactivated201207 asked: hey sweet cheeks is that a christmas card in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
