Even as a dog, I will deliver mail.

Things seemed to have calmed down, significantly so. You would be more worried about the silence if...

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 13:39:47 -0500

Things seemed to have calmed down, significantly so. You would be more worried about the silence if you weren’t so tired.

Meow, sorry for delivering mail without your permission ':3 So, how's Serenity doing?

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 13:35:35 -0500

Well but worried.

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:19:08 -0500

Thank you!

(ノ￮슖￮)ノ ⌢ ┴──┴

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:58:22 -0500

Oh, okay I think that’s unnecessary! Please put that down…

come on just make out with him already

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:56:14 -0500

BARK BARK BARK BARK

Yeah, disguise it as a romantic gift, he eats it, he dies, then sweet green sun rave party!

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:55:16 -0500

Now…where exactly do I get this chocolate?

How do you feel about the stereotype that dogs bark at and chase postal workers aggressively?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:54:07 -0500

I never did understand it before, but now it makes all too much sense!

Give him chocolate.

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:51:03 -0500

What is that? Poison?

PM you are a lovely, white, canine angel. -Jack Noir ((he wanted me to deliver this piece of mail to you~)

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:50:38 -0500

BARK
Back off, Jack!

What’s a cat doing delivering mail? That’s my job.

though I am a cat, please read my advice. take a chance on jack, it wouldn't kill ya. even if he did lay a finger on you (which iI doubt he'd do without your consent), you're both evenly matched, no?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:49:42 -0500

Growls

Why would I ever even CONSIDER taking a chance on him? Why should I trust him?

so what if I told you that Jack Noir really does care about you? he didn't know that you cared so much for AR...but can't you see the love in his eyes?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:48:04 -0500

He obviously didn’t know about all my other friends that he killed and how much they meant to me!

Get the man neutered. He'll calm down then, trust me.

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:46:23 -0500

Awfully tempting.

What do you think of the idea of putting a bomb in someone's mailbox so it blows up in their face when they go to check for packages?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:52:55 -0500

That’s awful! It was hard work getting that mail into that mailbox!

pickledwatermelons reblogged your post: Jack if you keep talking about that ‘dead...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 20:05:33 -0500

pickledwatermelons reblogged your post: Jack if you keep talking about that ‘dead torso’ like that…

could always slowly torture him.

Rather just kill him.

Couldn't you just block him?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 20:04:21 -0500

I have to keep my eyes on him.

Jack if you keep talking about that 'dead torso' like that...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:58:44 -0500

Wait, I plan on killing you already so it wouldn’t make a difference.

How much longer do you have to deal with this? Surely not until...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:56:06 -0500

How much longer do you have to deal with this? Surely not until he grows tired, because that’s obviously never going to happen.

stab-romantic: mailpuppy: stab-romantic replied to your post: sooo since your a dog. do you like...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:23:23 -0500

stab-romantic:

mailpuppy:

stab-romantic replied to your post: sooo since your a dog. do you like to be petted or scratched bhind the ears?

i would scratch behind your ears

No thank you!

are you sure

Positive.

Things seemed to have died down, to which you are thankful. While still being a dog, you intend to...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:18:24 -0500

Things seemed to have died down, to which you are thankful. While still being a dog, you intend to keep up your job. You take your old, beat up cart full of mail, and continue your stroll across the desert.

stab-romantic replied to your post: sooo since your a dog. do you like to be petted or scratched...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:15:46 -0500

stab-romantic replied to your post: sooo since your a dog. do you like to be petted or scratched bhind the ears?

i would scratch behind your ears

No thank you!